March 22nd, 2005
the thong song
Let's play the association game.
I say: Home Depot
You say: nuts and bolts.
I say: Mountain Equipment Co-op.
You say: sexy thong panties in lemon yellow and tulip pink?
You bet you do.
The famous Vancouver bastion of fleece, Gore-Tex and men-who-wear-beads has gone all fashion forward on us this spring.
The hot new line of candy-coloured nylon mesh skivvies includes shelf bras, tanks and tees, and starts at just $8 for the thong.
Organic cotton gussets, seamless designs that banish panty lines, high performance stretch on stress points, and a promise of "moisture management" are all part of the package.
And speaking of packages, look out for men's boxers next season.
Now associate that.
View styles and order at www.mec.ca
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It's the only addiction you won't have to justify.