February 14th, 2006
my funny valentine
Roses will wilt and chocolate will melt
And more fancy dinners won't keep me svelte
Jewellery will tarnish and pink champagne goes flat
Perfume will sour, and men can be rats
So I plan to start afresh this Valentine's Day
And remember that self-love is what's here to stay
And if it’s some consolation, just hear me say:
There’s nothing uglier than red lingerie!
Happy Valentine's Day from everyone at vitamin v.