So I got stoned. That is, Curtis Stone, TLC's Take Home Chef, was in our city this week and I sat down to chat with him about summer cooking and entertaining (a dose on that coming soon). Can't say I minded really, and this is probably why:

Yeah, not hard on the eyes that one. Here he is talking about how he'd passionately take ahold of me... or maybe it was how to find the ripest melon? Hmm, I can't quite remember.

He showed me the mod, multi-purpose mortar and pestle he designed, or as he likes to call it the "bump & grind." No joke.

A lot of women (and probably quite a few men) are hot for this Aussie chef, and it's no surprise. Not only does he look as good as he cooks, he's a laidback bloke who's up for anything. I asked if he'd be willing to take a wacky photo and he suggested we blow air through our lips. Here's the result: 

He also obliged me with a nice "one to show our kids someday" shot too, which you're welcome to Photoshop your own face into and frame.   

And then I took him home. Well, in a manner of speaking.